Zombie Cinema

Posted By on August 29, 2010

Another edited play episode! This isn’t a “part 1 of 3″ it’s just this one episode as Zombie Cinema is a quick game.

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Jenn’s 9 Rule 0s

Posted By on August 27, 2010

It seems that when two roleplayers reference “Rule Zero” there’s only a 1 to 4 chance on 2d6 that they’re talking about the same thing. So I asked my Twitter-sphere just how many Rule Zeroes there are? Jenn, from the Trap Cast and now the Jennisodes, informed me that there are 9. Strangely, she didn’t tell me what they were, so I took that as a quest and swore not to rest until I discovered them all. Fortunately my Twitter friends helped me and we discovered them in a short couple of hours. And then I took a nap.

When I woke up, I decided to blog about the 9 Rule Zeroes in an attempt to determine which should be the one, true Rule Zero! I’ll take them from worst to best:

#9 Never do anything that might help the GM

I learned this one playing Living Greyhawk (the 3.5 version of Living Forgotten Realms) from another player who I thankfully only played with one time (no, most “living” players aren’t at all like this; I don’t care what you heard!). I can’t imagine a worse Rule Zero – it basically says, “Don’t play your character, don’t engage in the story, just stay in a tight formation until we get the XP and treasure.” While it was probably created in response to killer GMs, it just serves to reinforce that behavior as the only way for the GM to interact with the group is to throw more monsters at them!

While this is the most dysfunctional Rule Zero, it is fortunately rather rare, in my experience.

#8 The GM is always right

Sure…but only if you’re playing D&D…and you’re in Middle School. Really, adults don’t need this rule and they know better than to think that their friend running the game is right when they are clearly wrong. Better to say that the GM has the final call, but that’s not always the case these days. Group consensus or veto-with-seconds rules have proven just as effective at maintaining a fair and consistent fictional world. Overall, this one is a relic of the past.

#7 Never split the party

- Suggested by Eric from the Podge Cast

This is almost as bad as #9 in creating static, boring play. It may be tactically prudent, but if doesn’t fit the tone of the fiction (Star Wars characters always split up) or make sense for the character or their situation then how does it help the game? This is also a cause and effect of an infinite loop of Player-GM distrust – but this one is a lot more common than #9. And it’s intended to create peer pressure not to break ranks and play how you might want to play, which is pretty dysfunctional.

But then again…a lot of times…it’s right! A lot of table-top RPGs are balanced around a full party of characters taking on a threat. Facing the same threat with a split group might lead to quick character deaths – even TPKs. Still, a good Rule Zero should be near-universally true and not primarily a D&D in-joke.

#6 Roll on the fucking table

- Suggested by David from the Backseat Producers

It really hacks me off when my fellow players can’t keep the dice on the table, want to count the dice that landed on a high number on the floor (but not when they’re low), roll them in a shoe box – or a shoe, and a hundred other annoying things that human beings have found to do with their dice. Let’s all roll the dice on the table, where everyone can see them, and no funny business. Is that too much to ask?

But at the end of the day, this is trivial and more of a pet-peeve than universal directive. Just be aware of your groups’ expectations and try to play nice.

#5 Never touch another man’s dice (aka “The Herzog Rule”)

- Suggested by Tim White from Return to Northmoor

This one’s cool. It sounds like an Old West proverb and that makes it bad ass! Some people spend a lot of time and money on their dice, dice bags, dice towers, dice poppers – I could go on. Of course we should respect other people’s property and sometimes geeks need to be more aware of personal boundaries and the rules of polite society.

But can we just grab the women’s dice all willy-nilly? Definitely a double-standard, but that’s the Old West for ya. What really kills this rule is that most players don’t take their dice so seriously and share them out no problem. It’s far from universal… but that feller in the wide-brimmed hat over in the corner will take your hand clean off if you touch his speckled D20!

#4 Don’t be *THAT* guy

- Suggested by Talulla

*THAT* guy is the one that becomes an example of what not to do at the table. It could be the guy who is never prepared, or takes far too long to play his turn, or wears shorts that expose…things. This one is very context based and is probably a better Rule Zero for life than for RPGs. We need to realize when we’re annoying other humans or just completely missing the boat and try to fix it where we can.

But it’s also rather judgmental. We were all *THAT* guy or *THAT* girl to someone at some point in time and most of us will be again. The heart of this one is to know your group and try to find a play style that you can enjoy that works with that group – or maybe find a different group. None of us want to be *THAT* person but it’s not always worth conforming just to fit in.

#3 If the rules don’t work for your group, change them

Thanks to D&D 3E, this is the most common of the Rule Zeroes. So why doesn’t the game designer make better rules or explain their rules better? That’s usually the real problem that makes this rule necessary. I don’t think you would see this as a Rule Zero for board games or minis where the rules are expected to work and no one has time for broken or incoherent games. But for some reason roleplayers often give big problems with the rules a pass or they don’t bother to try to learn the rule and just play it “our way”. Maybe I’ve always been a rules lawyer at heart, be it traditional RPGs or Story Games, but this attitude always grates on me. Furthermore, it makes all our game tables little islands of incoherent house rules that are bound to frustrate new players if they travel from group to group.

So while I’m clearly not a big fan of this rule, I still rated it third place. That’s because the heart of this rule is that having fun together with the game should be more important than following the rules and certainly more important than arguing about the rules. And that certainly rings true.

#2 It’s a game, have fun

Yes, sometimes we need to be reminded. It’s easy to get wrapped up in personal politics, rules disagreements, disappointment over bad outcomes in the game, or even problems from home and work that we forgot to leave in their places. Don’t do that. Have fun with your friends and if the game isn’t fun do something else together.

Here comes the other hand again! Some games are cathartic or intense or disturbing. What do you mean by fun? I think those things are fun to experience, but this rule can be warped to mean, “I don’t want to go there and neither should you.” Fun doesn’t have to be goofy and light, but some people will always interpret it that way. And sometimes your funs won’t match, so this rule won’t always hold true.

#1 Don’t be a dick

- Attributed to Jesus Christ via Clyde from Theory from the Closet

This isn’t always the easiest Rule Zero to follow in every group, especially if you play with random people at a con and encounter someone that really presses your buttons. Try to remember that the game will end…eventually. But if you play with friends – or at least people you want to be friends with – you should definitely try your best to follow this one.

So is it universal? The only, very minor exception I can think of is if your character is supposed to be a dick, but then that should be understood and playing him or her as a dick doesn’t count as being a dick to your real-world fellow gamers. In fact they are meant to enjoy your character’s dick-ish behavior and will likely be disappointed if you don’t ‘bring it’ – especially as the GM.

But is this a Rule Zero for gaming or for life? It can be real easy to forget this rule when you’re in the thick of the game, immersed in the fiction, and fighting for what you want. You should be playing RPGs with passion and that passion is what can blind us and why we need this as our Rule Zero Supreme.

And in real life? Well that guy that just cut me off deserves the middle finger! Does he have any idea how hard it is to Twitter and drive!?!

Elitist Gamer

Posted By on August 16, 2010

My little show got mentioned on the big ‘ole Podge Cast, so Arpie and I came up with this puppet show in response:

Actually, this is more about Arpie trying to find a gaming group since his move to Denver than it is about Eric’s comment on the Podge Cast (which were much more fair and moderated than this video – he actually said nice things about me). It’s meant entirely in jest and I sure hope it’s funny. I got my wife to laugh at it and she doesn’t play RPGs.

I Get Around…

Posted By on August 2, 2010

I was on two different shows this past week! First, Spooky Outhouse Showcase #7. Yeah, yeah, I’m on it all the time, I know, but this time it was with two other Story Gamers and we really get to geek out on our favorite SGs.

The second is “The Brilliant Gameologists”. Careful, they ain’t safe for work (and neither am I on that episode). We discuss the RPG Podcast Listeners Survey Results, which I had a hand in.


The Burning Mice of Ludic Peripety

Posted By on July 12, 2010

This is a small panel discussion, but I didn’t want to talk solo for as long as it would take to cover all the topics I had in mind.  So Arpie was kind enough to help me out and we cover a lot of ground and even review a few games. Here’s what’s inside:

  • We review “Burning Empires” and discuss my failure to record it in great depth
  • We also review “Mouse Guard” from a very biased perspective
  • We’ll teach you all there is to know about Ludic Peripety
  • Are most Story Games “abandon-ware”?
  • Why I haven’t recorded “Committee for the Exploration of Mysteries”, “Zombie Cinema”, and other games
  • There’s almost too much praise for Adam W. in this episode, especially in the discussion of “My Life with Master”
  • GMing techniques for traditional games and why they don’t apply to Story Games (or Ludic Peripety)
  • Do Ludic Peripety (or Story Gamers) fail “casual” role-players? (I can hear the ice cream truck in the background during this part but didn’t notice it during recording. My wife was upstairs and got herself something but didn’t get anything for me.)
  • Shticky Love?!?
  • Join the growing Ludic Peripety movement today! Just email Arpie.
  • The best D&D 4th Edition gaming story ever!
  • Arpie reveals far too much
  • The proper use of White Wolf games – run a Twilight based campaign and score with Cougars (If you think you’ve won the contest, email me!)

In A Wicked Age…part 3

Posted By on September 9, 2009

This is third and final part of an “In A Wicked Age” session I recorded at home.

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Here’s a pic of the regulars from this gaming group in faux-period costumes. No, we aren’t LARPing; why do you ask?


In A Wicked Age…part 2

Posted By on September 2, 2009

This is part 2 of 3 of an “In A Wicked Age” session I recorded at home.

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Part 3 next week!

In A Wicked Age…part 1

Posted By on August 26, 2009

This is part 1 of 3 of an “In A Wicked Age” session I recorded at home.

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Parts 2 and 3 will follow a week apart each.

Time Enough for GeekDo

Posted By on August 15, 2009

Yes, it’s another opinion-blog-o-cast! I talk about rpg.geekdo.com, make a few updates/follow-ups to previous shows, and then talk about control of fiction in RPGs – a topic inspirted by Judd of Kryos on the Canon Puncture Show.

As always, please come discuss this episode on the forum!

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Most Recent Participant on “Stabbing Contest”

Posted By on August 8, 2009

I’m the most recent participant on “Stabbing Contest”. Don’t worry, it’s not as violent as it sounds! It’s a conversational podcast and the host, Orge, was nice enought to have me on. His show slants heavily towards Story Games, but it’s primarily about whatever the host and his guests are interested in. I listen to the show all the time, so I’d definitely recommend listening to other episodes – he has a lot of entertaining guests and friends (and his wife is entertaining too, and has her own show as well).